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manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

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pogostickunicycle:

This means everything to me

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chromeofficial:

ma’am when i said freestyle i did not mean rap. this is a swimming competition please turn down the beat. ma’am.

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drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

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thisisthedoctorsdesign:

you see, it’s a metaphor

you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win

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aishamblove:

godl-y:

When you tryna explain yourself at a parent teacher conference..

yassss

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canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

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